That title would appear to be an oxymoron, good times with Web analytics? But alas, in the sexy world of referrers, page views and time spent on site, we often come across some amusing ways in which people find this blog. Here are some of the more intersting terms people have used to find our blog – whether they wanted to or not!

Mascot logos
Google image search perhaps?
Jessica Held Iowa
Our VP of Account Service seems to have more stalkers than I’m ready to admit. Were you a heartbreaker back in grade school Jess?
Potty dance
Ah yes, good times going potty.
Quiznos Hamsters
Oh yeah, company offers free subs then most of the stores don’t participate in the offer. PR nightmare.
Middle Management Sucks
Middle managers everyone should fear the number of times this search term occurs.
Old man at a dance club
Grandpa’s Gone Wild?
Guinea pig cell phone
Not as random as you might think.
Alegent Health
It may not seem all that funny, but this one was huge. Apparantly, we gave some praise to a social media campaign done by Alegent. Unbeknownst to us, a lot of people behind the campaign had been let go, which made this our most read post until this week. All of this led one commenter to write: It’s too bad that Alegant Health recently laid off the key employee behind these impressive media stats. The Public Relations department at the hospital must not think that these stats make a difference in the community. Shame on them.
IDED
Moving on.
Duh
Now who searches for this?
Elmo
Fortunately, the “Tickle Me” part wasn’t as popular
Arabian Booty Shaking
By far our favorite, and most obscure. We cover it all here at Lessing-Flynn. To each his own I suppose.
Author: Josh Fleming